"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
i want to die
can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
soulja boy tell em. im too shy
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
Me: 2+2= four
White girl: fou’re**
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”