don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
i cant believe i bought THE shinji ikari for a price of $9.99
the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
"you just ate"
* on a date * soo… whats your favourite meme?
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful