hi i'm charlene and i'm 17
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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

shutupaubrey:

don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Anonymous asked: how do you have no icon?

magic

masturbending:

is this irl

is this just fantasy

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

foreignadvisor:

A meerkat

image

A mere cat

image

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

i am three years behind in my math homework